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Slide to close. In the spirit of Valentines day, we've been rounding up our worst dating disaster stories - a gentle reminder of why a night out with the girls might not be so bad after all The main was 'egg in a cup' and the dessert was 'chocolate pudding in a mug' and we drank wine out of cups.
Never explained and just so, so bad. As he looked at me in complete shock and concern I panicked and for some reason said that Chinese food made me really emotional.
I could barely keep my drink down. After playing for about five minutes it became pretty obvious that he'd labelled every single bare brick with 'kiss the other person in the room' - we were very sober and I'd only met him once before. It was horrendously awkward to say the least.
I answered thinking he was just being a bit kooky. I now forever regret giving him full penguin points I think I said something along the lines of 'I can be a bit of a clean freak a times.
Feeling smug when they were impressed that I had the guts to talk to them, I was just choosing which lucky guy would be the object of my affection when I asked them the question 'How do you all know each other? But when I looked up who was playing that night I realised a guy I had been on a really bad date with was headlining. I knew I had to tell my date in case he dragged me to the front and the comedian spent the whole night talking about his bad dates and directing them towards me.
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My date laughed it off as 'one of those things that happen' but he didn't take it quite so well when my ex date appeared on stage - 'God how short is he? I asked him what it was about and he waved it off as old photos he didn't want up there anymore.
When he went to the bathroom I came across a pile of pictures of him and his ex-girlfriend - I later found out he'd only broken up with her the day before.! Follow us getthegloss and Katie KatieRob the conversation.
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